Martin Freeman in a zombie movie? Yes, please. It is immediately apparent that this is not your average zombie flick. Cargo is a post apocalyptic story that takes place during an aggressive pandemic that turns people into snot dripping flesh eating zombies. They’re far enough into the pandemic that they’ve figured out how much time you have before you turn and there are these little kits that included a symptom card with a timeline, a watch that counted down from 48 hours, and a brain jabbing device in case you wanted to take care of yourself before you ate your family. This movie follows a man who is trying to find a safe place for his baby before his time is up. Several heartbreaking moments. I really liked this one.
At the beginning of the month, I made a list. 31 movies for 31 days, with 5 alternates. I watched 14 of them. Cargo was not on the list, but I am glad I took a chance on it because it’s really good.
I almost skipped this one because Rob Zombie movies just aren’t my favorite. But I love the Munsters, so I decided to give it a chance. In the beginning, I thought it was visually appealing and fun. A decent homage to the original Munsters. But the lack of a cohesive plot and an overly long run time highlighted the poor acting and badly set up bad jokes. The Munsters is not known for subtle acting either, but there is such a thing as over-overacting. But Rob Zombie casts his wife Sheri Moon Zombie in all of his movies, so this was to be expected. The Munsters is also known for its specific humor, which to be fair, the jokes were pretty well suited to some of the characters. But the timing and responses were off. I was missing the echoing stomp sounds and shaking rooms when Herman got excited and started jumping around. The Lily we know and love wouldn’t moon over Herman the way this Lily did. Our Herman always had a high opinion of himself, from his looks to his varied talents, but he was not cocky like this Herman. I did enjoy Grandpa, known as the Count in this movie.
It’s not the worst Rob Zombie movie, nor is it the worst reboot/prequel I’ve ever seen. It’s fun for a while. I think if I had just turned it off around halfway when I started getting bored, I would have a higher opinion of it. It’s okay, but you’re not missing anything if you skip this one.
I think I’ll watch one of the Netflix serial killer miniseries now. Son of Sam, maybe.
Another comedy horror kind of night, though this one has a stronger horror element. Army of Darkness is the third installment of Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead series. It is also my favorite. It’s full of goofy special effects and one liners. I watch this highly quotable classic yearly. It’s great.
This movie is about a vegetarian veterinary student who is forced to eat meat during a hazing ritual and is suddenly hungry for all the meat. All sorts of weird shit happens, aside from the hunger. It’s weird af and kind of…wonderful?
I read the description and hit play before realizing that that this is a French language film with English subtitles. I think that, and the score, actually added to the atmosphere of this movie. Anyway, it’s pretty good.
So this is more comedy than horror, but I’m counting it. Elvira: Mistress of the Dark is a super campy fun movie with thin plot and deep cleavage. Full of silly one liners and innuendos, this was a pleasure to watch. It’s pure fluff. And of course there’s that boobie dance number at the end. Not a movie I’m gonna add to the rewatch rotation, but it’s a fun one.
American Psycho is an excellent movie based on an excellent book written by Bret Easton Ellis. If you ever watched this movie and thought, “Well that’s needlessly violent,” you would be shocked by the levels of violence in the book. If that isn’t enough to convince you that the book is worth a read, consider that there is also an excellent audiobook performed by an excellent narrator who is the very embodiment of the Patrick Bateman character.
This was supposed to be commentary on the movie as I watch it, but it turned into a book endorsement. What can I say, I like American Psycho in all its formats. Anyway, good movie.
If it wasn’t obvious by now, I’m a big fan of slashers and body horror, in both book and movie form. Humor is a bonus that automatically adds to my enjoyment. I enjoy proper scary horror as well, but it’s the funny and absurd that I revisit. The more outlandish, the better.
Dr. Giggles is about as outlandish as they come. The doctor is a mental patient who escapes the institution and goes on a murderous rampage intent on punishing the town for killing his father, an actual doctor who was also (surprise) crazy. Dr. Giggles is not a doctor, but don’t tell him that. He gets it into his head to help the female lead with the heart problems, but of course, his help is chaotic and wholly unhelpful. You know, because he’s not a doctor. And he’s insane.
This movie has basically every cliche doctor joke and I’m here for it. The little kid glued to his tv playing Dr. Mario. I remember watching this movie as a kid. The stomach pump scenes where he say “I know, I know. It sucks.” The scene where he throws a human heart at someone and say “Have a heart!” is embedded in my brain. So many laugh out loud moments. You may find yourself unable to contain your giggles.
Today’s theme is dentophobia. That’s right, the extreme fear of dentists.
I am not afraid of dentists. I’ve a had a fair amount of dental work. Several root canals, crowns, fillings, and one extraction. I had all 4 of my wisdom teeth out with only local anesthesia and a valium. The feeling of a scalpel cutting into your gums and digging out teeth that hadn’t erupted while you’re not quite sleeping with Prince Valium is super weird. There was some anxiety the first time I went to a dentist, but I’ve never been afraid.
That said, I’ve never had a dentist who lost his shit after catching his wife blowing the pool boy on their wedding anniversary. I’ve never had a dentist follow the pool guy only to find out he was fucking the neighbor lady too. Probably all the neighbor ladies. Rich people problems, am I right? Anyway, this dentist tries to go about his work day but starts hallucinating, seeing his adulteress wife and taking out his rage on his patients. This guy’s internal dialog tells us that he was one step away from a murder spree all along. Dude has issues. He reminds me of that hologram the crew of Voyager finds all alone on a ship, only to discover that he’d murdered his crew. Yes, everything is Star Trek.
If you’re scared of dentists, don’t watch this movie. You may never go back to the dentist. Honestly I’m not sure anyone needs to watch this movie. It’s not a bad movie, but not one I’m gonna watch again anytime soon. But today’s theme is dentophobia, so here we are!
Peter Jackson is best known for the Lord of the Rings series. Long before that came a movie called Braindead, that was released in North America under the name Dead Alive. I recognize the movie cover, but now that I’m watching it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen it before.
It is terrible. And wonderful. It has all the makings of a great horror comedy. Ridiculous premise, bad acting, eccentric characters, and more blood and gore than the average person can stomach. Several laugh out loud moments. The scene in the park where Lionel is punching the zombie baby and everyone just watches (and one guy laughs)…LMAO. And the party scene where the one guy yells “I’m sorry I called Nabokov a pedophile!” as he’s being attacked. And then later he pops off with “Some of my best friends are pedophiles!” Reminded me of this one person who posts the same couple books in all the book groups all the time. Zombie status confirmed. Anyway, if you like cheesy zombie movies where the gore flows freely, you’ll like this one.
Night of the Living Dead is probably the classic zombie movie. The Library of Congress deemed it “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant” and it was selected for preservation in the National Film Registry. That’s kind of a big deal for a zombie flick.
Of course it’s more than just a zombie flick. Wikipedia has a decent explanation of how critics interpreted it, so I’ll just drop a link.
Poor Ben. Survives the night, but I guess there’s no salvation from redneck zombie hunters for a black man during a zombie apocalypse.